tips for flirting: carve your number into a potato and roll it towards eligible females you wish to court with
the fact that this would work on me has me concerned
jackalion asked: you're so.. pin up material!
I wish! But thanks c:
- What I actually say: I find serial killers interesting.
- What other people hear: I am a serial killer.
“You’re so..” finish it in my ask.

These mushrooms are about to be packaged and will be off to a new home in the U.S tomorrow #bye #mushrooms #toadstools #painting #pollyfern #illustration #watercolour #excusemyteastaineddesk
how many of your selfies do i have to like for you to realize im hitting on youÂ



